and on a lighter note...99 things & 18.05.02

01:20

1. I was almost named after a woman who killed her 3 husbands...
2. it's my middle name instead.
3. I have scars on my chest from having water drained outta my lungs...
4. I was 3 months old at the time.
5. I spent my fifth birthday in the hospital,
6. and got wonder woman underoo's from the nurses.
7. Once showed off one of my mother's possessions to a group of her co-worker's and said, "see mommy's toy",
8. ...it was a dildo.
9. I used to have a pic of me holding a bottle of vodka,
10. I was 13 months old. {I liked to play with it cause it was cold and made swishy noises}
11. I've lived in 26 states
12. ...all before the age of five.
13. Got my right ring finger crushed in a solid wood door when I was 5.
14. In third grade my teachers wanted me to skip a grade. Mom said no.
15. In fourth grade they wanted me to skip 2 grades. No, again.
16. In high school mom told me she wished I had skipped a few grades. gah!
17. In third grade I bit a girl named Shanna because she poked me in the eye.
18. We were best friends for two years after that.
19. Tammy was one of my closest friend growing up....
20. we looked a lot alike, more like twins.
21. In fourth grade I fell off my bike and skidded down a hill, scraping my face on the road.
22. It looked like a really bad rug-burn.
23. My principal called child services and told them my mum beat me the next day.
24. I used to ride my bike down to the store and buy my mom smokes when I was 9.
25. A girl I was friend's with when I was in fourth grade...her father molested me once.
26. Found out years later he did it to her and her sister's too.
27. One of the places I used to live in was a renovated chicken coop.
28. I taught myself HTML with the help of Homesite 4.5 and several do-it-yourself books.
29. We had a coon hound once, a blue tick. He ate a kitten in front of me once. Snapped it in two.
30. I'm terrified of spiders.
31. I don't mind daddy longlegs...used to pull their legs off and watch them try to walk.
32. I'm allergic to three kinds{spiders}. Two of which are quite common...and scary looking. *shudders*
33. Used to help my step-dad load firewood in the summertime.
34. One of the spiders I'm allergic too? wood spider...
35. Because I didn't meet or know anything about my father growing up...I had the idea that my dad was really Cat Stevens {you would too if you ever saw my older brother...the spit' I tell ya}
36. I once single handedly stopped a bar fight over a football game...Yay me!
37. I passed out on the side of the road once. Some strangers stopped, picked me up off the ground and gave me a ride home.
38. I love churches. I used to collect pictures of huge catholic monstrosities...*sigh* I miss my churches.
39. When I was six I wanted to be an archaeologist and dig up mummies.
40. I fell asleep watching Return of the Jedi in the movie theatre all three times my mom took me.
41. In middle school and high school there was a Bambi and a Sunshine in my classes.
42. I was friends with both of them.
43. I was shy. Then I took four years of theatre and drama in high school.
44. I'm definitely not shy now.
45. I do not mind making a scene if I feel one is required.
46. I wasn't very popular in high school.
47. My boyfriend always thought I was.
48. I took four years of clarinet.
49. I wanted to take saxaphone.
50. In middle school I wanted to be an astronaut. For three weeks.
51. I was in gifted/advanced classes through most of school.
52. I don't consider myself gifted at anything.
53. I almost died in 8th grade from kidney failure.
54. I was in the hospital for three weeks around christmas time.
55. My boyfriend at the time chose this time to break up with me...in a note.
56. In high school I dated a guy that hit me.
57. I broke up with him after he bruised three of my ribs.
58. Sophomore year of high school I was on the yearbook staff.
59. Most of my friends graduated that year.
60. I had a crush on one of them...he cheated on his girlfriend with me once.
61. His girlfriend ended up being a close friend the following year...I never told her.
62. Became obsessed with Rocky Horror Picture Show my freshman year of high school.
63. Every sunday we would meet at someone else's house and watch it...and sing-a-long to the songs.
64. I always wanted to do the dress up thing but never had the guts to do it.
65. Someday I want to be Magenta for halloween.
66. I still think Richard O'Brien has the sexiest voice.
67. Sophomore year of high school I rode my first roller coaster.
68. My cousin tried to drown me when he was supposed to teach me how to swim. I was 12.
69. I had a crush on my current boyfriend when we were in high school, for two weeks after our senior ball.
70. Junior year I missed the prom because my date died in a car accident a week before.
71. I graduated in the top 5% of my high school class.
72. I was accepted to Dartmouth College...I couldn't go because it was too expensive.
73. Sophomore year of high school I dressed up as a cheerleader for halloween.
74. I used to have a large collection of old comic books {before censorship came into it}
75. My mom gave most of them to a 9 year old little pervert.
76. I was an assistant manager of an antique store for 6 months when I was 15.
77. I sometimes walk in my sleep.
78. And occasionally I still suck my thumb in my sleep...usually after a nightmare.
79. I have night terrors {worse than nightmares...way worse} in which you would think someone was literally killing me.
80. Once got invited to Washington DC as a student representitive. Again I couldn't go because of money.
81. In college I actually worked as a bouncer at a hole-in-the-wall bar for a month or so.
82. I talk in my sleep...and I tell the truth when I do {that got me in trouble plenty}
83. I sleep with a stuffed animal....Eeyore.
84. My favorite comfort food is kraft macaroni and cheese with peas in it.
85. I constantly play with my hair.
86. I whine when I'm sick...I hate that.
87. I quit smoking once for two years, cold turkey.
88. In college I used to get my friends to skip classes to play pool by pouting.
89. I wanted to be a criminal lawyer when I first started college. I hate lawyers.
90. I can't eat lobster anymore because I found out that you cook them when they're still alive.
91. One of my favorite things to watch on TV is the operation channel.
92. I was in the delivery room during the birth of two of my step-brother's children.
93. At one point in high school I had three dogs, five cats and two bunnies.
94. I have gone to a psychic.
95. I have also gone to a past life regression.
96. When I was in high school I used to do tarot readings for my friends.
97. I was a tomboy.
98. I love classical literature.
99. I have developed a strange fascination for slash fanfic...just ask Wendi...I beg her for more before her most recent one is even cold.

That was a lot harder than I thought it would be. I tried to do it as chronologically as possible but it didn't quite work out. And there is actually a lot more but I think I'll save them for another time.

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photo entry 1.0
- 25.04.05
yum
- 27.03.05
happy birthday to me
- 05.02.05

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Just shut up already!
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I'm not strong
~04/07/02
Can you say, "complete neural shutdown"?
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insanity and paranoia...
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inner bitch
~05/11/02
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