The Legion, otherwise known as Keeping the voices at bay....

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Ever have one of those days when you want to write, you actually have things you want to say, but when it comes right down to it you find yourself physically unable to string two words together?

I think I'm having that kind of month.

I could use the age old cop-out and say it's the hormones. I could. But I'm not going to.

I blame it on politics. And the weather, damn rain. And my annoying friends.

Okay, so it is the hormones.

I swear this baby is going to have a mother with a single digit IQ by the time it gets here. I think I'm slowly losing my mind. I wonder is this why some of my friends are such idiots? Because their brains got sucked out during their pregnancies and they never got them back?

Okay, that was a little cruel. But what can I say? I'm 7 months pregnant and I'm starting to unravel at the seams. Any day now I expect the men in the white coats at the door. If they don't get here soon I may just go on a province-wide killing spree.